Motivation

Where can one find this? Or purchase it if it's not free? You can hire personal trainers to force you into whipping your body in shape so why can you not hire them to stand over you cracking a whip whilst you scrub the toilet and hoover those pesky cobwebs away?

It's been agreed that I can move back to Mum's next month - temporarily - so that I can sort myself out. This however means that I have to clear, clean and tidy my house in order to rent it out but this is such an enormous task that I'm struggling to start. You'd think that the fact I have to engage lettings agents and various tradesmen would be a sufficient kick up the derrière but I've been hoping I could ignore the boring bits and get straight to the enjoyable and exciting packing bit. What do you mean life doesn't work that way? Well that's rubbish. Added to that the fact that my car has some kind of computer malfunction which will suck up all of my spare cash so I can't even pay someone to do the boring housey stuff for me.

Now.... where did I put those rubber gloves?


PS Terry did lose the England captaincy... more on that later.